What I really love...

Bonkers is one of my favourite students in my form. Not at all clever, daft as a brush but also quite endearing and not at all malicious.

This week he strode into the classroom beaming from ear to ear opened the bin and swished the liner round with his hand.

"YESSSSS....That's brilliant'

Totally perplexed at this not untypical behaviour I asked him what he was so happy about.

'I love bin liners sir. I just love the feel of them. When I'm at home alone I get one of them out and just play with it when its empty. This one time I filled one up with vegetable oil and it went all squishy which was great. Then I got a hole it it and it whooshed out [he was miming all of this as well] all over the kitchen"

'What did your mum say"

'She beat me sir"

I can't really blame her.